About Me

Che Rex: Public Reckoner.

As much as I hate admitting that I've been doing anything for 30 years, that's pretty much how long I've been reading Tarot cards.

I specialize in good honest readings, no douchery, and no tweeing up the cards just to tell you what you want to hear. The Death card sucks, and you will never hear me using words like transformational, or unicorn. I've read cards all across the south, working from shops, making home visits, as well as donating my time and Tarot skills to raise money for charity events. Now I'm attempting to import my expertise to my new home, The Internet, the place where I have been vacationing since 1997, and living full-time since 2005.

My goal is to provide frank and pragmatic oracular advice in the areas of finance, relationships, employment, social life and spiritual matters. I frequently augment Tarot readings with astrology, another field in which I have a great many years of experience.

Che Rex: Keeper of Euphemisms


I am a quadruple Gemini, quintuple if you count the vertex, and that pretty much sums up my problem. I have sun, moon, Venus and Mercury all piled up and orgiastic in my 8th house, and Scorpio rising . Neptune is conjunct my ascendant and Mars is conjunct Pluto in my 10th house.

I like everything. It's in the stars. I like reading, painting, drawing, art, history, science, music, bacon, little fiddly stuff, cats, good conversation, bad conversation, games, ice-cream, quasars, comparative religion and all things esoteric and occult.

My primary passions, aside from Tarot, astrology and the esoteric, are cooking and writing.

My dislikes include cleaning, authority figures, and douchery.

I tend to say the first thing that pops into my head, but at least it keeps me honest.

My Saturn is unaspected.

It has become painfully obvious I have no idea how to write an About Me page.

Che Rex: Slayer of Bear Sharks


I can be contacted  by dialing 773-35-SLOTH .

If you prefer a reading via email, then you can contact me here.

I am always on Plurk, sometimes on Twitter, and never on Facebook.

Okay, that has changed. I am now on FaceBook, but still have no idea how to use the thing.

Bea